5. Bella and Edward, New Moon: If you’ve read the Twilight series you already know that the second installment is not pretty for America’s current favorite vampire/mortal lovers.

4. Michael Scott and Pam’s Mom, The Office: How would you feel if your boss was dating your mom & broke up with her on her birthday?

3. Rihanna and Chris Brown: She finally spoke out about the whole thing recently. What did you think?

2. Everyone, the new Melrose Place: This is not the best place to meet your perfect spouse.

1. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: I guess you have to give these two credit for knowing how to get themselves in the media (even here), but wouldn’t it be nice if they just went away?