
Via @ThatLadyV
In case you haven’t heard, JUSTIN BIEBER GOT A HAIRCUT! That’s right, after years of sporting his signature swoop, our precious young Biebz has moved on to a new style: the bed head look. The picture above, showing off Justin’s new look, debuted on Twitter last night courtesy of his hairstylist @ThatLadyV.
Seeing Bieber’s new look got us thinking about the legend of Samson. If you’re not familiar, here’s the simplest rundown we can possibly give you: Samson had super human strength. He also had long hair. When his hair was chopped off, he lost all his power.
Now it’s silly to think that Justin would suffer the same fate as Samson. But in case there’s anyone out there that suspects Justin’s singing powers may have left him along with his chestnut locks, we’ve got a suggestion for good ol’ JB to put those doubts to rest: release a cover album. This way Justin can silence any doubters and build even more buzz around his new look. A genius plan, right?
What songs would Justin cover, you ask? Here are 3 tracks we suggest to get him started:
1. Willow Smith – “I Whip My Hair”
Even though he won’t be able to whip his hair back and forth with quite as much flair, Justin still can’t deny the relevance of Willow’s smash hit. We’re already picturing the music video in our heads… and it’s wonderful!
2. The Cowsills – “Hair”
This classic track from the 1968 musical Hair might be just the right thing for Justin. To avoid the hypocrisy in singing the song after cutting off his hair, Justin should go ahead and immediately dedicate the song to the memory of his old mop. Also, the YouTube vid above has an awesome home made video that Justin can take inspiration from (thanks to YouTube user brutusepiglottis).
3. Regina Spektor – “Samson”
In addition to being a beautiful song, Regina Spektor’s song “Samson” references the very same legend we did earlier. It also includes the lyric “your hair was long when we first met.” If Justin substitues the word “my” in for “your” then this one is an absolutely perfect fit, right?
Throw these cover songs on a new EP and we’re thinkin’ it’ll shoot straight to the top of the charts. Don’t worry, Justin. You can thank us later for the idea.
Did we miss any songs that should go on the cover album? Let us know your picks in the comments below.