5. Bella and Edward, New Moon: If you’ve read the Twilight series you already know that the second installment is not pretty for America’s current favorite vampire/mortal lovers.

4. Michael Scott and Pam’s Mom, The Office: How would you feel if your boss was dating your mom & broke up with her on her birthday?

3. Rihanna and Chris Brown: She finally spoke out about the whole thing recently. What did you think?

2. Everyone, the new Melrose Place: This is not the best place to meet your perfect spouse.

1. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: I guess you have to give these two credit for knowing how to get themselves in the media (even here), but wouldn’t it be nice if they just went away?

Paramore’s song Ignorance is featured on the MetroLyrics home page this week on the Billboard chart, which is topped by Lady GaGa’s Paparazzi. After reading the lyrics to Ignorance, I wondered how difficult it would be to link the two in a lyrical game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Here we go:

Degree ONE- From Ignorance: “Ignorance is your new best friend“

Degree TWO- From “My Best Friend’s Girl” by The Cars: “My best friend‘s girlfriend“

Degree THREE- From “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne: “Hey, hey, you, you, I don’t like your girlfriend“

Degree FOUR- From “Pinhead” by The Ramones: “I just met a nurse that I could go for, Gabba Gabba Hey“

Degree FIVE- From “Lace and Leather” by Britney Spears: “baby let’s go, Watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather“

Degree SIX- From Paparazzi: “Leather and jeans, garage glamorous”

What do you think? Too much of a stretch? But did you ever think about The Ramones and Britney Spears being only one degree removed before?

Jay-Z has made the news repeatedly in October, first by making his debut appearance at London’s Alexandra Palace, then feuding with Oasis’ Noel Gallagher, and most recently by moving into Broadway with Will Smith. Since he’s also at the top of our charts (well, he’s in the number 2 spot, but that’s pretty close) with his song, Empire State of Mind, we thought we’d shine a light on him and ask for your favorite Jay-Z songs and moments. Are you a fan?

Miley Cyrus holds the top position this week on both MetroLyrics.com’s chart and on Billboard’s Adult Contemporary Chart. Something’s got people curious about the lyrics to “Party in the USA,” and you can satisfy your curiosity and the curiosity of others with the handy, embeddable lyrics scroller above. Use it for bedroom karaoke, and sing along with the music video, handily available below!