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In Glendale, a deadly swarm of Killer Biebs descended on Segway pilot Justin Bieber. Unable to escape, he’s surrounded and swarmed, in a scene eerily reminiscent of McCauley Culkin’s untimely demise in My Girl. 0

My new favorite song (and video, for that matter). Who is this party animal? 1

Check out this very nerdy spoof that’s been kicking around the net, courtesy of The Damsels of Dorkington. The group adds their own creative flair to Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.”  It looks like there’s hope for the geeky types after all. 0

I thought dudes this age were supposed to be worried about breaking their hip, not busting a hip-hop dance routine. I love the fact that he absolutely owns the two whippersnappers that try and share some of his spotlight. They sure look like idiots. 1

So, I’m back from New York. Sorry for the lack of posts in the last week, but it was tough to get to my laptop in such a happening city. I’m gonna post a round up of some of the music stuff I saw in the city shortly. In the meantime,  here’s a classic clip [...]

When I started contributing to this blog, I made a pledge to myself that I would NEVER post a dancing baby. Why, you ask? It’s just so damn typical, that’s why. I’m breaking that promise right now. This kid is too skilled to ignore. 1

I have a special admiration for these kinda bands. It’s a tough job being a not-so-talented, over the hill, professional musician doing what you can to make a buck.  Anybody that’s seen The Wedding Singer can attest to that. This group, complete with ugly mustard colour glitter jackets and bad haircuts, looks just like your [...]

Hey, Lassie, let’s see you do this. 1